I have just finished reading a book by an American called Chad Kultgen. This is not a book review, but I would encourage people to read it; mainly because it is so outrageous in its sexual graphicness that it will open eyes.

Despite the obscene nature of the book, Kultgen remembers to thank his parents for their encouragement with the following acknowledgement:

Mom, thanks for always encouraging me to write and be creative. I’m sorry the end result of that encouragement is something you will not want to read.

Dad, thanks for teaching me self-discipline and thanks for giving me a good education. I know this isn’t the same as playing pro-baseball, but it’s still pretty cool.

I love you guys and I hope this book doesn’t lose you any friends or anything.

Just to give you an idea why Kultgen felt the need to apologise to his mother, here is a sample passage from the book, Average American Male:

That night, after suffering through a TiVoed three-episode Real World marathon, I’m rewarded be her letting me f*ck her doggie style. As I look down at her fat ass, I wonder if fu*king her hard enough will have any kind of slimming or toning effect. Couldn’t hurt.